[Brisbane, Australia] let's be realistic, it's basically just rambling and bad jokes
#NoDAPL protestors teargassed while standing peacefully in the water. US at their best - fight peaceful protestors with an army..
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remember when bee movie promoted bestiality
*beestiality
i need a moment
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http://grandenchanterfiona.tumblr.com/post/125317475373/kermit-the-frog-voice-sweet-mother-sweet
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WebMD Middle Ages
Q: I have, of late, felt strange pain in mine elbow
A: Prepare thy soul to be shriven, for thou hast THE PLAGUE
Try These Home Remedyes
- take in thy hand a Scourge haveing 3 Tayles, and with it flagellate thy sinnful bodye in the publick Road, crying Mercie of God
- have lesse blood
- hast thou tried Arsenic
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Yon Knave Hath Procured the True & Grislye Fyngre-Bone of St. Agrippina. Thou’lt Credit NOT What Thanne Transpired
#Doctours HATE Hym!: Lerne of a Varlet Who Hath Physicked Himself With Only Treacle
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“If no one could get in, then when are we supposed to fa la la la la, Jack?” -Phryne Fisher, probably
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sometimes i think about the fact that Dreamworks was working on the Prince of Egypt and Shrek at the same time and would apparently send people to work on Shrek instead of the Prince of Egypt as a form of punishment
the night i posted this i couldn’t find a source and i’ve been wondering ever since if maybe it was just some kind of fucked up fever dream or something. but no, it’s real:
i learned something today
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A good man, becoming better.
One of the rare guarantees in life that we will all fuck up. The question, then, is not “Have you done wrong?” but “How did you respond?”
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when you’re cozy in bed and you hear heavy rain reblog if you agree
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Failed QTEs are the purest form of comedy
Its like a fucking monty python skit
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