darmani:

thatkilljoy:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see

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kickstartaholic:

this will always be my favorite vine ever

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cornerof5thandvermouth:

if you want to seduce me, bring me skulls, teeth, pelts and skins as well as interesting rocks and cool bits of wood

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mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

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bigbardafree:

idris elba looks like how good cologne smells

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mralieno:


iconic

mralieno:

iconic

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wester5sos:

: Newest trend: Floorskank

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COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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"I pretended I was an animal… we wanted something to be happening inside that character, and at the same time we did not want it to be human. So I kinda imagined I was a gorilla! A very skinny gorilla, but still, a gorilla." (about One Eye in Valhalla Rising) [x]

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scourgefur:

i-m-a-weird-person:

nishlo:

nishlo:

nudists don’t have pockets

image

image

Is that Jack HArkness?

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deafmuslimpunx:

pretendpagan:

Trans activists in Mexico City, protesting violence against the LGBTQ community.

damn

deafmuslimpunx:

pretendpagan:

Trans activists in Mexico City, protesting violence against the LGBTQ community.

damn

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little-lark:

queenkoi:

I’m about to ufcking piss

rip in pieces

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