fyi I probably won’t be on here over the next 5 days

i dunno, in case you start wondering why there’s a me-shaped absence in your now boring dashes :P

*goes to freeze tits off in Melbourne* *packs slightly longer shorts*

ACTUAL QUESTIONS IN MY STATISTICS EXAM

whitneyhoustonwehaveaproblem:

So today I went to the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards and Sam Claflin skipped by saying “sorry I can’t stop, I’m late and I’ve got to mush on through.”

whitneyhoustonwehaveaproblem:

So today I went to the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards and Sam Claflin skipped by saying “sorry I can’t stop, I’m late and I’ve got to mush on through.”

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crunchrapsupreme:

literally the most important show you’ll ever watch

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darthclarke:

Fuckin made my night.

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deductionhunters:

theskeletonsareafterme:

zelamish:

wunderbrot:

the buugeng is a type of s-staff.
to the best of my knowledge, it is used to engage in geometric visual warfare

Accurate.

GEOMETRIC VISUAL WARFARE.

No but can you imagine how distracting and disconcerting it’d be to go up against someone with a weapon like that
You wouldn’t know where the fuck to look and you’d only figure out which part to focus on when it’s buried in your gut

deductionhunters:

theskeletonsareafterme:

zelamish:

wunderbrot:

the buugeng is a type of s-staff.

to the best of my knowledge, it is used to engage in geometric visual warfare

Accurate.

GEOMETRIC VISUAL WARFARE.

No but can you imagine how distracting and disconcerting it’d be to go up against someone with a weapon like that

You wouldn’t know where the fuck to look and you’d only figure out which part to focus on when it’s buried in your gut

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kiwoa:

I’ve played this game for 300 hours, and this is the accomplishment I’m most proud of.

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oh-so-pleasant:

how many hospital visits do you think st. mungo’s gets from people using engorgio spells on their dick

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Raúl Esparza in Pushing Daisies 1x03 

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the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

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