last night there was a rat running around my room looking kind of confused, it wasn’t full grown so i thought it was its first time outside the nest or something
turns out it was just dying
Passive aggressive Witch
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Winter Soldier AU where Steve never rips the mask off the winter soldier so he never learns that it’s Bucky and he ends up killing him and after he’s dead Steve takes off the mask and realizes what he’s done
AU where u never wrote this fucked up post
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
Let’s play a game!
Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.
GO THROUGH THE TAGS ON THIS POST OH MY GOD.
Does baby wipes count?…
…cranberry slushie? Ew.
Pillsbury Creamy Supreme Orangesicle frosting
god help us one and all
Tension Tamer tea… That sounds like a boner kill.
well one eye is gonna be getting real sore