the dogue, who is basically a large rat, decided to take on a great dane yesterday. his mental commentary was probably something along the lines of “If I kill their leader, the rest of them will flee into the mountains…”
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”