i have $5 worth of 5 cent coins
that’s 100 coins
i want to buy something
- nice friend person: hey, how've you been?
- me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.
- me: ugh he is such a dorky little shit, he is literally a piece of trash and i cant stand his face
- friend: so you hate him?
- me: no hes my favorite character
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.